We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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