Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Randomize
