she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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