butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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