We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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