The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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