Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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