I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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