when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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