Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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