Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Randomize
