Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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