My brain says no but my pants say off.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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