Dude my mom stole all your condoms
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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