You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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