Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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