margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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