I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
her vagine was all disorganized.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
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