Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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