i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Randomize
