I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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