Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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