I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I could make wine with my vomit
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
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