what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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