Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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