I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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