high people should be assigned attendants
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
this hospital has no fireball
Randomize
