If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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