I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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