It's Friday. Sex?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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