It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
