covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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