So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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