I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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