Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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