i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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