David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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