do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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