You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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