Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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