He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
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