I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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