he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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