So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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