Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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