I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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