Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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