Do you still have your period?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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