her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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