As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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