I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
She said her name was "party"
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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