I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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