On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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