well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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