yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
