wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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