how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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