Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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