Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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