Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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